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Written by Farinar

29 Mar 2010

The Fast and the Furriest (Furrydom Part 1 of 2)

This isn't about the god-awful movie series 'The Fast and the Furious' but instead about something that is even more fucking stupid: Furries.

Last time I wrote a little about a special fetish: Dragonrape. Apparantly, only one person in the world has this fetish, Knaak, and since, you know, it takes two people to tango but also two people to have sex, Richard A. Knaak must be a miserable man - he never gets to live out his dream of raping a fucking dragon in the ass. That sounded more creepy than I wanted it to.

Anyhow, today I change the subject a little. It doesn't have much to do with WoW but they exist in WoW and are about to have their biggest worg-asm when Cataclysm and the Worgen comes. I'm ofcourse talking about the furries!

So what is a furry exactly? Well, I'd say it's fucking stupid but what does wikipedia say?

"Furry fandom (also known as furrydom, fur fandom or furdom) refers to the fandom for fictional anthropomorphic animal characters with human personalities and characteristics.Examples of anthropomorphic attributes include exhibiting human intelligence and facial expressions, the ability to speak, walk on two legs, and wear clothes."

So, in comparison to Knaak (who I will call a 'scaly' - course, you know, dragons have scales) these people do not like dragonrape but instead having sex with furry animals that walk on two legs and have the ability to talk. Man, 'Disney's Robin Hood' must be like a freaking porn movie to them. Fuck, this is creepy. The pathetic thing is that, like Knaak, you are not able to ever fuck a fucking animal that talks and walks on two legs. When the hell have you ever seen one of those!?

Why does such people get turned on by this? Turned on by animals? I can understand that, they exist and you can see them in the real world. They are a physical thing that you can relate to. Turned on by humans? I can understand that because that is what fucking 99 % of the freaking globe likes! Combining the two makes no sense!

Ofcourse, sexuality is a strange subject and something that is hard to analyze. But still, I wonder how many people will orgasm when they see the tight ass on those female worgen. Not that I don't respect them, but come on! There are more exciting things in the world than cloth-wearing wolves or something! What exactly turns people on by these fucking things? Sure, some of them have good bodies, but they're fucking furry! They have loads and loads of hair! Some real life women also have a lot of fucking hair 'down-there' but that's nothing a shaver can't handle! But they don't have freaking animal-heads either!

So in order to get into the matter I decided to call my good friend, the famous and dead psychiatrist Sigmund Freud, who had this to say:

"Furries?! That's fuckin' stupid!"

I will cover more about the subject in my post tomorrow!
Until then, stay the fuck away from animal-people!

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